What Happens After You Buy Me a Slice?

Because even in a meaningless universe, your support should be accounted for.

At ExsieIpsum, transparency is key—right after absurdity, existential dread, and occasional caffeine-induced coding frenzies. Here’s exactly how your kind donations help keep the nonsense flowing:

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Website Hosting & Tools

“Meaningless text still needs a meaningful server.”

• Your donations cover webflow hosting, automation tools, and APIs.
• Without your support, ExsieIpsum might evaporate like purpose in a Camus novel.

Development & Maintenance

“Because the void doesn’t debug itself.”

• I use donations to fix bugs, add features, and optimize the generator so you can get your nihilism faster.
• Occasional freelance help may be funded to push updates or optimize performance.

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Creative Fuel (aka Coffee & Sanity)

“I code, therefore I sip.”

• Literal coffee. Metaphorical meaning. Actual productivity.
• Donations go toward caffeinating the creator (me), so I can continue writing fresh existential nonsense.

Transparency Tracker

“You gave. I’m accountable.”

• Hosting & Tools (Webflow, Pipedream, OpenAI aka expensive AF) - 80%
• Development and Maintenance (At the moment its me, myself and I, could do a +1) - 10%
• Creative Fuel (Coffee, yes, and other foods.) - 5%
• Reserves & Future Ideas - 5%

Note: Updated quarterly or when I remember that time exists.

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Whether you gave once or often, thank you for supporting this silly little existential generator. You're helping maintain a strange corner of the internet where design and dread coexist beautifully.